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The Bean's List: Top 6 reasons for the Bean's hiatus |
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Picture thing |
Crappy excuse |
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Our server was down |
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2 |
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We were putting a Sportsbean.com t-shirt from that unfunny sports parity site in the concrete foundation of Yankee Stadium. |
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3 |
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Nothing has gone on in sports since we were down. No steriods, SuperBowls, nothing. Really. |
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4 |
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We’ve been busy having an affair with Roger Clemens. |
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5 |
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We were going to wait out Mike Hampton’s DL with him but several Bean writers have started to retire and die. |
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6 |
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Some of the dogs we adopted from Michael Vick wouldn't let us in the building. |
